ICSTOR,
Thanks for making the changes we requested to your game. Unfortunately, reviewing game content has taken a real toll on our mental health lately, and we need a break. We promise we'll review your game in a couple weeks. If not then, we'll make sure to let you know at the last minute, so then you can give us another couple weeks. Or months. Maybe a couple years.
Don't worry about us though, because our boss has brain damage and throws wads of money at us every time we say "we're working on it!" We don't even have to show any work! They just say, "take all the time you need! You turned in some great work 2 years ago. Here's $5000!" We don't know how we get away with it, especially since our coworkers are working their asses off and turning in reviews that are at least 100 times the quality of anything we've ever produced! They make jokes about us, but then we get all teary eyed and wipe the tears with $100 bills.
Anyway, like we said, we have the sads and just can't work right now. We know you'll understand...
Sincerely,
The Trust and Safety Team
Thanks for making the changes we requested to your game. Unfortunately, reviewing game content has taken a real toll on our mental health lately, and we need a break. We promise we'll review your game in a couple weeks. If not then, we'll make sure to let you know at the last minute, so then you can give us another couple weeks. Or months. Maybe a couple years.
Don't worry about us though, because our boss has brain damage and throws wads of money at us every time we say "we're working on it!" We don't even have to show any work! They just say, "take all the time you need! You turned in some great work 2 years ago. Here's $5000!" We don't know how we get away with it, especially since our coworkers are working their asses off and turning in reviews that are at least 100 times the quality of anything we've ever produced! They make jokes about us, but then we get all teary eyed and wipe the tears with $100 bills.
Anyway, like we said, we have the sads and just can't work right now. We know you'll understand...
Sincerely,
The Trust and Safety Team